Seriously, WTF?

There is nothing worse than when a song you like is ruined by Twilight fangirls saying "omg this could like totally be Edward and Bella's song!" This one is a pretty good example... [link] It's actually my favourite song at the moment, and people on SongMeanings almost immediately jumped in and said "it mentions blood, so obviously it's about Edward and Bella!" And body glitter is NEVER a good present for your boyfriend, unless he's Adam Lambert (who can actually pull off the sparkles thing, unlike some poor excuse for a vampire)

There's a whole website full of sad losers like this called MLIT, or My Life Is Twilight. I won't post the link, but this is how epic the fail can get...

"Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! MLIT"

So, if I grew my hair (I'm a natural brunette) would that make me Bella? I sure hope not. I'm not a pathetic Mary-Sue who goes weak at the sight of a sparkly fairy.

Twilight isn't your religion. Edward isn't your god.

Speaking of which, very soon I'll be submitting a "stop relating everything to religion" stamp, and depending on how bad the issue is, a "stop relating everything to anime" stamp.